Some Paraprosdokians

What on earth are paraprosdokians?

Other than being a fantastic word to say, they refer to a phrase that consists of two parts. The first part seems innocent enough, but the second part subverts the meaning of the first part and flips the interpretation on its head.

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Here are some of my favourites!

  • “A modest man, who has much to be modest about.” – Winston Churchill, supposedly about Clement Attlee
  • War doesn’t determine who is right, but only who is left.
  • Always borrow money from a pessimist. He won’t expect it back.
  • Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
  • If I saw things from your perspective, then we’d both be wrong.
  • The last thing I want to do is offend you, but it’s still on my list.
  • It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one’s mouth and remove all doubt. (Attributed to Abraham Lincoln, though it is remarkably similar to the biblical proverb: “Even a fool, when he keeps silent, is considered wise; When he closes his lips, he is considered prudent” (Proverbs 17:28 NAS).)
  • I’m missing my ex-wife, but my aim is improving.
  • I’m reading a book on anti-gravity, and I can’t put it down.
  • Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves. (Attributed to Albert Einstein.)
  • I asked God for a Bentley, but I knew God doesn’t work that way. So I stole a Bentley and asked for His forgiveness.

Obviously, paraprosdokians are the bread and butter of comedy – but now you know what they’re called!

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15 thoughts on “Some Paraprosdokians

  1. I will definitely read this over and over again. I’m in love with it. It’s like that anti-gravity book you’re reading, I “can’t put this down” either. And while my aim is to improve, I keep missing this post bc it makes me happy whenever and wherever haha

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  2. I’ve always liked: Some people cause happiness wherever they go; others whenever they go, because it’s so true! 🙌 Loved learning about paraprosdokians as I never knew they all grouped together/fell underneath a title 😯 so interesting! Now I can end the day on a high feeling like I’ve learned something so yay! 😂 Great post 💕

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    • Ahaha thank you so much Elsie! I was also amazed to find out that they all had a name too xD they’re just my kind of wit – wordplay and subversion of what you expect 😉

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  3. So awesome… All these phrasese are insanely cool! Laughed loudly at the list one xD!
    They’re kinda like more mischievious, tricky puns if you think about it…

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  4. Awesome! I’ve come across most of these lines but never knew there a word for these kind of lines. I learnt something new today!

    Thank you and nice to meet you, Jess 🙂

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